"Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer." What's the first symptom of a computer is getting old?Memory problems. I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child. what type of pet does a computer have joke. Whats the best way to learn about computers? Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener. Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, Youre plugging into my computer, not yours.. I nodded Google: Warning! A teacher answers your questions; a cynic questions your answers. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. So just drop it before the next Epoch! These include cancer, heart disease, gastrointestinal, endocrine, or . Cute Puns. He knew how to paws for dramatic effect. Ive got a meeting with the guy that invented the progress bar during the era of dialup internet. What does a baby computer call his father?Data. Why was the new head IT official of IBM hospitalized? These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. Your account is not active. Q: Why did the computer show up at work late? Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer. Don't use "beef stew" as a computer password. I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper? If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program. 31. It's a Dell. Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? you say LOL in real life, instead of just laughing. What did the processor say when it was being overclocked? IX. What do you get when you cross a dog and a ballpoint pen? Diet Jokes. A watchdog. I keep trying, but nothing happens. Whats the difference between a pencil and someone youre arguing with? Because they hound their employees. Its not stroganoff. How are elephants and computers similar?They both have large memories. ariel malone married. A collie-flower! Hes going to be here in 2 hours and 13 minutes.Edit: Apparently hes stuck in traffic and hes going to be here in 6 hours 54 minutes.Edit2: Hes making better progress than thought, he will be here in 12 minutes.Edit3: Apparently it will now take him 5 days. "Is there any turkey?" Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?