He and Bob Barker are now dead-last. But she's an old lady. [over the apartment intercom] You know what's driving *me* crazy? Happy Gilmore: JackAss1.wav(29K) I mean, look at her. I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal.". [after buying grandma's house in an auction] Suck my white ass ball! JackAss2.wav(41K) I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now. Doin' the Bull Dance. Yeah, but you've made a lot of money. Answer: an alligator. Chubbs: Happy Gilmore Subway Gifts & Merchandise for Sale | Redbubble See, they gave me this card: free Subway for life." ~ Happy Gilmore. Shooter McGavin: It helps me go to sleep. Crazy Old Lady: Nursing Home Orderly: [while walking on the golf course] [to Chubbs] During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. "alot of censored swearing", bottle.mp3 Happy: Damn it! "Spoken like a true asshole." ~ Chubbs. I'm Gone! . Bob Barker: You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. Happy Gilmore: Directed by Dennis Dugan. Thank you, Shooter. Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. Mrs. Gilmore owes the IRS $270,000 in back taxes. I am a good player. Happy Gilmore = Subway . 12. [Happy hitting a big drive], Beep.wav(132K) Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. [Happy hits the ball in the same direction]. ", hg-clown.wav What are you talking about? Happy: Yeah, it is about time. Shut up, Happy. Whoa, look pal, my grandfather built this house with his bare hands and my Grandma's been here over 60 years. Looks like you and I are going to be playing together today. Just hit your ball if you can find it. We're just doing our jobs! In a 2021 interview with NBC Sports, Christopher McDonald revealed that he modeled the character Shooter McGavin after golfing legend Greg Norman. [in a bar] Joe Flaherty (I) as Jeering Fan "You suck, ya jackass. Release Dates Subway sandwich from Happy Gilmore -Quotes | Anyclip, I don't wanna hear it. Adam Sandler later worked with Burt Reynolds nine years after Happy Gilmore (1996) in The Longest Yard (2005), .