Miracle! Knock on the door, Jenny. "Lovely"? [Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull] . Amanda Thripp: Now, this is much harder, so don't worry if you don't get it. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. MISS HONEY 2. MISS HONEY knocks three times and winces. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. If they start to squeeeeze out of your ears, you're going to need help. He's eaten it all. Dad says I should watch more TV. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] %PDF-1.5 Zinnia Wormwood: Agatha Trunchbull: This little girl needs somebody strong to fight by her side. A party entertainer enters with balloons. As long as you enjoyed the cake. BIG KID [TAMIKA] Sing, Jenny! CHILDREN 1 Oh, no, Matilda. [yells] The entire assembly will stay five hours after school and copy from the dictionary! You two men are going to be in a lot of trouble very soon. A boy with no fingie? I'm incredible! If I let this little girl fall? MISS HONEY steps away from MATILDA as MISS TRUNCHBULL enters by the blackboard. It's been clear there's no peer for a miracle like me. A baby, Mrs Wormwood. Matilda: Please! You Okay! And . MR WORMWOOD exits. With a little help from us, she could go to university before she . This boy's got no fingie. "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. No one is as handsome, strong as me. Harry Wormwood: off to prison you both shall go!". google_color_url="320000"; Harry Wormwood: Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. WOMAN: She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Let alone getting the conversation going! . MISS TRUNCHBULL grimaces as the purple spotlight leaves her. Or maybe your largeness How do you do this? Matilda: . Harry Wormwood: Oh, yes. [Harry and Zinnia are leaving the hospital with the baby]. MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! Crush that little weasel! Bruce Bogtrotter: Quite the contrary. Don't tell me. Are you ready to get STICKY with MICKEY? My daddy says I should learn to shut my pie-hole. MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. School? But she is a squib. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.'. You are a teacher. MISS TRUNCHBULL CHILDREN [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] I didn't go to college. . MICHAEL sits on his lap. Agatha, This is Magnus. B-R-O-O-C-E! ALL COUPLES: What? MISS HONEY I don't want any, thank you. It was like the entire world had gathered to see The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught By the Man Locked in a Cage. endobj MISS HONEY Her mind? Amanda Thripp: I should be dancing the Tarentella MATILDA opens a cupboard at the front of the stage. And the 4th cost $1,100. You gotta give yourself permission to shine. Dearest pie, how old is Matilda? If you took your time , CHILDREN MISS TRUNCHBULL And therefore, she is guilty! [She pauses and realizes what she has done, and slowly lowers her hands.] And if you cry it will be (W) double. MRS WORMWOOD puts a number on RUDOLPHO's back as though they are competing in a dancing competition. Let's leave maths for the time being . Most parents believe their children are the most beautiful creatures ever to grace the planet. Where'd all this come from? MISS TRUNCHBULL . You gotta get up and be loud! "Fair" does not get you anywhere, you thickheaded twit-brain! MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. MATILDA MATILDA starts pouring the hair dye into the Oil of Violets bottle. [Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves].

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